Laws Governing Mondays

I have developed a theory about Mondays. Every Monday follows a simply code or conduct. Every Monday must suck. Here is my reasoning. Today (Monday) I overslept because the volume on my alarm was turned way down (thanks to my niece). I was then caught by a train on my way out of town. I was then stuck behind a school bus that stopped at every driveway for at least 3 miles. I then walk into school to discover that my cooperating teacher is going to be gone all day for some stress test and I have to throw something together. I attempted to throw together a "Welcome to the first day of Tri-2" lesson plan, but I'm positive that just because it is Monday, it will suck.