New Job

I have decided that I have entered the wrong field of employment, here is why.

This morning I was watching the news. The weather man said that the rain wouldn't come till TOMORROW morning. As I am driving to work, the sky is getting darker and darker. The wind started picking up and leaves were flying everywhere. Then the rain came.

In what other job can you be wrong so many times, but keep your job? If I were to screw up like that the judge would have my butt out of the county so fast!